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you know it’s bad when you start shipping characters from the books you read in school
[RusAme] Miscommunication
So there’s this AU idea I have about Russia and America, where Ivan is deaf, and knows sign language. Here’s a summary. If anyone wants to make something with this you can. c:
Deaf since an illness at age 3, Ivan speaks through his hands. He grows tired of people treating him like a hinderance, or something different because he cannot hear. When his sister, his only way of housing leaves for America for a better job and life, Ivan comes along. Guilty for feeling like a burden, Ivan searches for a job, and finds very few opportunities, because of his handicap. Ivan finally finds a job as a mechanic at a car garage, meeting the head mechanic, an energetic young man named Alfred. Lonely and nervous, Ivan wishes to befriend Alfred, but is afraid the American will not look past his disability. Just like everyone else.
Ivan carries a notecard in his pocket wherever he goes to show the people he meets. It reads;
‘Hello my name is Ivan Braginski. I am deaf, meaning I cannot hear, and I cannot speak. Please do not shout. If you speak slowly, facing me, I can read your lips. And if you know sign language, that’s even better!’
I found this prompt while surfing the rusame tags, and it proved to be such an inspiration that I couldn’t help but write for it. I hope this does your prompt justice!
Title: Miscommunication
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Rating: PG
Pairing: RusAme———————————————————————————-
The first day at a new job was always the worst.
Ivan had no reason to nervous in regards to his skills, for he’d been taking motors apart and putting them back together again ever since he’d been old enough to weild a wrench. The work-roughened skin of his large hands seemed permanently darkened from grease and oil, and he had an almost uncanny ability to zero in on problems and soon have even the most finiky engine purring like a kitten beneath his touch.
Well, he assumed that it was kitten-like; Ivan really had no idea, for he’d never heard either. At least not that he could remember.
Ivan, you see, was profoundly deaf.
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
What. is this.
OmGhBZFHvdf
That THING that came out of it had. A. Mouth.
if it says do not attempt why’d they do it lol
(Source: manwithpenis)
…
-Doesn’t know what he should be doing anymore so he just continues to hold the mug, a blank look on his face-
-pokes his face- Heyyy. You should say something. Like “Hi”. Or “Go away.” Or something.
…
…
Nyet…
-smiles- There we go~. It’s good to hear your voice.
Now drink your chocolate, please.
…Nyet.
Some oooon. I made it for you. -pokes his cheek-
-Shakes his head-
Nyet.
… -pouts- Why not? Pleeeeease?
I not want it…
Well you could have said something before I made it.
… Do you want anything to eat or drink or whatever?
…
-Doesn’t know what he should be doing anymore so he just continues to hold the mug, a blank look on his face-
-pokes his face- Heyyy. You should say something. Like “Hi”. Or “Go away.” Or something.
…
…
Nyet…
-smiles- There we go~. It’s good to hear your voice.
Now drink your chocolate, please.
…Nyet.
Some oooon. I made it for you. -pokes his cheek-
-Shakes his head-
Nyet.
… -pouts- Why not? Pleeeeease?
…
-Doesn’t know what he should be doing anymore so he just continues to hold the mug, a blank look on his face-
-pokes his face- Heyyy. You should say something. Like “Hi”. Or “Go away.” Or something.
…
…
Nyet…
-smiles- There we go~. It’s good to hear your voice.
Now drink your chocolate, please.
…Nyet.
Some oooon. I made it for you. -pokes his cheek-
…
-Doesn’t know what he should be doing anymore so he just continues to hold the mug, a blank look on his face-
-pokes his face- Heyyy. You should say something. Like “Hi”. Or “Go away.” Or something.
…
…
Nyet…
-smiles- There we go~. It’s good to hear your voice.
Now drink your chocolate, please.
-Seems calmer now that he had the warm mug to hold-
… You’re not gonna cry any more, are you?
…
*Stares blankly at the mug in his hands*
Because seeing you cry totally sucks.
… And you should talk more, too.
…
-Doesn’t know what he should be doing anymore so he just continues to hold the mug, a blank look on his face-
-pokes his face- Heyyy. You should say something. Like “Hi”. Or “Go away.” Or something.
-Seems calmer now that he had the warm mug to hold-
… You’re not gonna cry any more, are you?
…
*Stares blankly at the mug in his hands*
Because seeing you cry totally sucks.
… And you should talk more, too.
-Lets the other pull the blanket off of him before reaching for another one-
… You’re not making this easy. Do I have to find stuff myself, then?
…
-Curls up under his blanket-
((Yes. He’s useless when he gets like this. OTL Sorry.))
-sighs and goes back into the kitchen to make hot chocolate-
-Reaches for Pia and curls up with the plush pony while the other is gone-
-eventually finds everything and makes the hot chocolate, bringing a mug of it to Ivan- Hey, you should like, sit up so you can drink this or something. … Please?
-Stares at the mug for a few moments before sitting up and taking it, not bothering to drink it yet but instead just holds it for the warmth-
-sits next to him and stares at the mug-
-Seems calmer now that he had the warm mug to hold-
… You’re not gonna cry any more, are you?
-Lets the other pull the blanket off of him before reaching for another one-
… You’re not making this easy. Do I have to find stuff myself, then?
…
-Curls up under his blanket-
((Yes. He’s useless when he gets like this. OTL Sorry.))
-sighs and goes back into the kitchen to make hot chocolate-
-Reaches for Pia and curls up with the plush pony while the other is gone-
-eventually finds everything and makes the hot chocolate, bringing a mug of it to Ivan- Hey, you should like, sit up so you can drink this or something. … Please?
-Stares at the mug for a few moments before sitting up and taking it, not bothering to drink it yet but instead just holds it for the warmth-
-sits next to him and stares at the mug-
-Lets the other pull the blanket off of him before reaching for another one-
… You’re not making this easy. Do I have to find stuff myself, then?
…
-Curls up under his blanket-
((Yes. He’s useless when he gets like this. OTL Sorry.))
-sighs and goes back into the kitchen to make hot chocolate-
-Reaches for Pia and curls up with the plush pony while the other is gone-
-eventually finds everything and makes the hot chocolate, bringing a mug of it to Ivan- Hey, you should like, sit up so you can drink this or something. … Please?
-Lets the other pull the blanket off of him before reaching for another one-
… You’re not making this easy. Do I have to find stuff myself, then?
…
-Curls up under his blanket-
((Yes. He’s useless when he gets like this. OTL Sorry.))
-sighs and goes back into the kitchen to make hot chocolate-







